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which flavor would be your favorite?
This has GOT to be the most hilarious video. He’s so adorable and I kinda really wanna try flavoured condoms now.
update: my mom ate one of the bananas and yelled at me
So i didn’t watch this cause like family but then I did and
VANILLA SEXTRACTI watched this with my grandma and she loved it lol
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which flavor would be your favorite?
This has GOT to be the most hilarious video. He’s so adorable and I kinda really wanna try flavoured condoms now.
update: my mom ate one of the bananas and yelled at me
So i didn’t watch this cause like family but then I did and
VANILLA SEXTRACTI watched this with my grandma and she loved it lol
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The Front Bottoms // Twin Size Mattress
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the signs and why you're sad
- aries: your outfit is just not working out for you
- taurus: you suck at sports
- gemini: you can't rap
- cancer: you're shorter than everyone
- leo: magic isn't a real thing
- virgo: you got caught cheating
- libra: you don't want to grow up
- scorpio: you're hot and no one will date you ????
- sagittarius: you're so much better than everyone around you
- capricorn: your hair is falling out
- aquarius: you accidentally hurt a puppy
- pisces: you're emo
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Adulting
Me: I really haven’t had enough fruit lately
*pours a glass of orange juice*
Me: It’s also been a really rough week
*pours vodka in the orange juice*
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Her name: Jeanne Calment
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Look at her ! Look at her smile ! She’s so happy about herself !
“Haha ! This kid shouldn’t have underestimate granny !
Calment smoked cigarettes from the age of 21 (1896) to 117 (1992), before deciding to quit & she also ate nearly one kilogram of chocolate every week. She holds the longest confirmed human lifespan on record, living to the age of 122 years, 164 days.
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If this ain’t the cutest damn thing I’ve ever seen.
Shout out to my alma mater!
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you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.
Thank YOU
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the “last to die in a horror movie” squad
capricorn (can’t die, cause they’re the murderer)
scorpio (somehow manages to escape??)
gemini (convinces the murderer not to kill them)
virgo (too useful to be killed, ends up helping the murderer)
sagittarius (i don’t even know, they’re lucky af)
libra (too pretty to die tbh!!!)
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my troubles are gone
He’s just trying to help
Source: weloveshortvideos.com
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You have permission to eat. Even if you:
- haven’t exercised
- eaten too much yesterday
- eaten too much today
- don’t know the exact nutritional value of the meal
- have gained weight
- aren’t feeling hungry ‘enough’
- feel like you don’t deserve it
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